Pre-Orders will ship on launch day (May 1, 2024)
Limited Edition of 100 - System override in progress. This zip-up hoodie is wired straight from the DEFCON 33 mainframe—loaded with signal noise, lunar cycles, corrupted floppies, and a rogue robotic arm trying to make contact. The back print is a full data dump of the Brutally Happy universe. Up front, the cracked-smile DEFCON 33 emblem sits embroidered over the chest like a warning label. Throw it on. Stay off-grid. It’s made from soft fleece inside and outside, with a sturdy metal zipper, convenient front pockets, and a hood with color-matched drawstrings. It’s made from soft fleece inside and outside, with a sturdy metal zipper, convenient front pockets, and a hood with color-matched drawstrings.
Details:
Black zip-up hoodie
Oversized back print – “Connection Lost” visual grid
Embroidered DEFCON 33 smile graphic on chest
Soft, mid-weight fleece
RansomWear signature woven in the data
One-time drop – only 100 made
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 20 singles
• Soft fleece fabric inside and outside
• Air-jet spun yarn for reduced piling
• Regular fit
• Metal zipper
• Front pouch pockets
• Unlined hood with color-matched drawcord
• Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
S | 68.6 | 96.5-104.1 | 85 |
M | 71.1 | 106.7-114.3 | 87.6 |
L | 73.7 | 116.8-124.5 | 90.2 |
XL | 76.2 | 127-134.6 | 92.7 |
2XL | 78.7 | 137.2-144.8 | 95.3 |
3XL | 81.3 | 147.3-155 | 97.8 |
4XL | 83.8 | 157.5-165 | 100.3 |
5XL | 86.4 | 167.6-175.3 | 102.9 |
Pre-Orders will ship on launch day (May 1, 2024)
Limited Edition of 100 - System override in progress. This zip-up hoodie is wired straight from the DEFCON 33 mainframe—loaded with signal noise, lunar cycles, corrupted floppies, and a rogue robotic arm trying to make contact. The back print is a full data dump of the Brutally Happy universe. Up front, the cracked-smile DEFCON 33 emblem sits embroidered over the chest like a warning label. Throw it on. Stay off-grid. It’s made from soft fleece inside and outside, with a sturdy metal zipper, convenient front pockets, and a hood with color-matched drawstrings. It’s made from soft fleece inside and outside, with a sturdy metal zipper, convenient front pockets, and a hood with color-matched drawstrings.
Details:
Black zip-up hoodie
Oversized back print – “Connection Lost” visual grid
Embroidered DEFCON 33 smile graphic on chest
Soft, mid-weight fleece
RansomWear signature woven in the data
One-time drop – only 100 made
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 20 singles
• Soft fleece fabric inside and outside
• Air-jet spun yarn for reduced piling
• Regular fit
• Metal zipper
• Front pouch pockets
• Unlined hood with color-matched drawcord
• Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
S | 68.6 | 96.5-104.1 | 85 |
M | 71.1 | 106.7-114.3 | 87.6 |
L | 73.7 | 116.8-124.5 | 90.2 |
XL | 76.2 | 127-134.6 | 92.7 |
2XL | 78.7 | 137.2-144.8 | 95.3 |
3XL | 81.3 | 147.3-155 | 97.8 |
4XL | 83.8 | 157.5-165 | 100.3 |
5XL | 86.4 | 167.6-175.3 | 102.9 |



