Every good con starts with a logo you've seen a thousand times.
This one's a dead ringer for the three-color triangle that ruled arena parking lots back in 1980, faded silver and washed-out blue, cracked exactly where four decades of wear would put it. Look closer. The tour stop isn't a stadium. The headliner isn't a band. It's DEF CON 34, dressed up as the loudest summer of 1980.
Printed soft and distressed so it lands in your closet already broken in, like you pulled it out of a crate at a swap meet and talked the guy down to ten bucks. Authenticity not guaranteed. That's kind of the whole idea.
DEF CON 34. USA Tour '80. Run it.
Strictly limited: 30 per size per color. One pressing only.
• 100% combed cotton
• Marles color is 85% cotton and 15% viscose
• Pre-shrunk
• Regular fit
• Crew neck
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Size guide
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 47 |
| M | 75 | 52 |
| L | 78.7 | 56.5 |
| XL | 79.4 | 61 |
| 2XL | 83.8 | 64.1 |
| 3XL | 85 | 68 |
Every good con starts with a logo you've seen a thousand times.
This one's a dead ringer for the three-color triangle that ruled arena parking lots back in 1980, faded silver and washed-out blue, cracked exactly where four decades of wear would put it. Look closer. The tour stop isn't a stadium. The headliner isn't a band. It's DEF CON 34, dressed up as the loudest summer of 1980.
Printed soft and distressed so it lands in your closet already broken in, like you pulled it out of a crate at a swap meet and talked the guy down to ten bucks. Authenticity not guaranteed. That's kind of the whole idea.
DEF CON 34. USA Tour '80. Run it.
Strictly limited: 30 per size per color. One pressing only.
• 100% combed cotton
• Marles color is 85% cotton and 15% viscose
• Pre-shrunk
• Regular fit
• Crew neck
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Size guide
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 47 |
| M | 75 | 52 |
| L | 78.7 | 56.5 |
| XL | 79.4 | 61 |
| 2XL | 83.8 | 64.1 |
| 3XL | 85 | 68 |
