The back of the shirt was always where you proved you were there.
Front and back, full tour treatment, lifted from the kind of shirt a band would've moved on a UK run in 1988. Puffy cracked logo, washed-out smiley sealed in the triangle, the whole print faded like it's been through a few too many laundromats. Front carries DEFCON34 and the Village Tour mark. Flip it and the back does what every real tour tee does, it lists the stops, except the stops aren't cities. It's every village on the floor at DEF CON 34, printed out like a summer of sold-out shows, Adversary down to Social Engineering, capped with SUMMER 2026.
Comes in navy, royal blue, and black, all washed and distressed so they land already broken in.
20 per size, per color, then the tour's over. No restock, no second leg.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk
DC34
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | BODY WIDTH (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 44.5 |
| S | 71.1 | 48.3 |
| M | 73.7 | 52 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
The back of the shirt was always where you proved you were there.
Front and back, full tour treatment, lifted from the kind of shirt a band would've moved on a UK run in 1988. Puffy cracked logo, washed-out smiley sealed in the triangle, the whole print faded like it's been through a few too many laundromats. Front carries DEFCON34 and the Village Tour mark. Flip it and the back does what every real tour tee does, it lists the stops, except the stops aren't cities. It's every village on the floor at DEF CON 34, printed out like a summer of sold-out shows, Adversary down to Social Engineering, capped with SUMMER 2026.
Comes in navy, royal blue, and black, all washed and distressed so they land already broken in.
20 per size, per color, then the tour's over. No restock, no second leg.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk
DC34
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | BODY WIDTH (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 44.5 |
| S | 71.1 | 48.3 |
| M | 73.7 | 52 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
