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Pre-Orders will ship on launch day (May 1, 2024)

Limited Edition of 100 - System override in progress. This zip-up hoodie is wired straight from the DEFCON 33 mainframe—loaded with signal noise, lunar cycles, corrupted floppies, and a rogue robotic arm trying to make contact. The back print is a full data dump of the Brutally Happy universe. Up front, the cracked-smile DEFCON 33 emblem sits embroidered over the chest like a warning label. Throw it on. Stay off-grid. It’s made from soft fleece inside and outside, with a sturdy metal zipper, convenient front pockets, and a hood with color-matched drawstrings. It’s made from soft fleece inside and outside, with a sturdy metal zipper, convenient front pockets, and a hood with color-matched drawstrings.

Details:
Black zip-up hoodie
Oversized back print – “Connection Lost” visual grid
Embroidered DEFCON 33 smile graphic on chest
Soft, mid-weight fleece
RansomWear signature woven in the data
One-time drop – only 100 made
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 20 singles
• Soft fleece fabric inside and outside
• Air-jet spun yarn for reduced piling
• Regular fit
• Metal zipper
• Front pouch pockets
• Unlined hood with color-matched drawcord
• Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs




This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (cm) CHEST (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 68.6 96.5-104.1 85
M 71.1 106.7-114.3 87.6
L 73.7 116.8-124.5 90.2
XL 76.2 127-134.6 92.7
2XL 78.7 137.2-144.8 95.3
3XL 81.3 147.3-155 97.8
4XL 83.8 157.5-165 100.3
5XL 86.4 167.6-175.3 102.9

DEFCON 33 – Lost Connection Hoodie

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Pre-Orders will ship on launch day (May 1, 2024)

Limited Edition of 100 - System override in progress. This zip-up hoodie is wired straight from the DEFCON 33 mainframe—loaded with signal noise, lunar cycles, corrupted floppies, and a rogue robotic arm trying to make contact. The back print is a full data dump of the Brutally Happy universe. Up front, the cracked-smile DEFCON 33 emblem sits embroidered over the chest like a warning label. Throw it on. Stay off-grid. It’s made from soft fleece inside and outside, with a sturdy metal zipper, convenient front pockets, and a hood with color-matched drawstrings. It’s made from soft fleece inside and outside, with a sturdy metal zipper, convenient front pockets, and a hood with color-matched drawstrings.

Details:
Black zip-up hoodie
Oversized back print – “Connection Lost” visual grid
Embroidered DEFCON 33 smile graphic on chest
Soft, mid-weight fleece
RansomWear signature woven in the data
One-time drop – only 100 made
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 20 singles
• Soft fleece fabric inside and outside
• Air-jet spun yarn for reduced piling
• Regular fit
• Metal zipper
• Front pouch pockets
• Unlined hood with color-matched drawcord
• Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs




This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (cm) CHEST (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 68.6 96.5-104.1 85
M 71.1 106.7-114.3 87.6
L 73.7 116.8-124.5 90.2
XL 76.2 127-134.6 92.7
2XL 78.7 137.2-144.8 95.3
3XL 81.3 147.3-155 97.8
4XL 83.8 157.5-165 100.3
5XL 86.4 167.6-175.3 102.9